• tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
  • tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
  • tyra banks: and they're all of me
  • tyra banks: lol

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entreprendres:

My gender is princess slut fag,

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  • year is 2392
  • child: mommy i can't sleep
  • mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
  • mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

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blckppl:

did you try scraping the burnt parts off

blckppl:

did you try scraping the burnt parts off

(Source: jeffkooons)

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  • Loki: Kneel before me!
  • Me: ...
  • Loki: I said kneel!
  • Me: Well if you say so...
  • Loki:
  • Me:
  • Loki:
  • Me:
  • Loki: Why are you unzipping my pants!?

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basedmanga:

for the last fuckin time its not cartoon porn it’s HENTAI and no they are not underage they just look 12 but these girls are actually a group of 200 year old vampires jeeeesus why do i even bother???

basedmanga:

for the last fuckin time its not cartoon porn it’s HENTAI and no they are not underage they just look 12 but these girls are actually a group of 200 year old vampires jeeeesus why do i even bother???

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ratherdielaughing:

OKAY, THIS IS GREAT.
this kid gets points.
equality, you’re doing it right.
Pure. Fucking. Genius.
wow this .
thats the biggest slap in the face. PREACH IT. 
i worship this kid, i really do.

♥

diff3rently:

ratherdielaughing:

OKAY, THIS IS GREAT.

this kid gets points.

equality, you’re doing it right.

Pure. Fucking. Genius.

wow this .

thats the biggest slap in the face. PREACH IT. 

i worship this kid, i really do.

(Source: thenameisalex)

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